Saturday, May 09, 2009
MummyHave you ever thought why God made Mummy? We often COMPLAINT that mummy is the fierce one, the naggy one, the one that we would wanna hide most of the time. So why God created mummy? Why can't God give us TWO daddies? =]]Why God Made Moms"Why Did God Make Mothers?"1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
"How Did God Make Mothers?"1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts."What Ingredients Are Mother's Made Of ?"1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then He mostly used string I think.
"Why Did God Give You Your Mother And not Some Other Mom?"1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me."What Kind Of Little Girl Was Your Mom?"1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff...
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice."What Did Mom Need To Know About Dad Before She Married Him?"1. His last name.2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?"Why Did Your Mom Marry Your Dad ?"1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on."Who's The Boss At Your House?"1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
"What's The Difference Between Moms And Dads?"1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's."What Does Your Mom Do In Her Spare Time?"1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long."What Would It Take To Make Your Mom Perfect?"1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue."If You Could Change One Thing About Your Mom What Would It Be?"1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.Above all these "jokes", you and I know without mummy, we won't be where we are today. She is the one that makes our life "tough" and "painful", yet she is also the one who makes our home nice and tidy, our stomach full and satisfied.Mummy ROCKS yeah..
Though I know my mummy will never read this entry that I am writing, but still I wanna write out how I feel. (in case I die, can some kind souls please read this to my mum and tell her I truly love her)You were there to carry me even before I made my very first noise. You lifted me and placed me in you wherever you go. When I was born, you took care of me and never departed from my side. I was and will always be a precious to you. You give nothing but the best for me, from the food I eat to the diapers I wore. You forget what you have to go through and sheltered the storm that hit us just to see me smile everyday of my life. You provided for me; everything that I need, I was never in lack, everything that I want, I was never disappointed. Mummy, you are the best thing I have in this life of mine, you worth every part of me. In a season like this, I just wanna say, Mummy, I LOVE YOU. Thank you for everything that you have had and still continuing doing in my life. I can never replace anything valuable to what you have had given or even poured for me. Thank you so much for the sacrifices you gave. Mummy, so much I have to say, but nothing can ever be able to express what I want to tell you. Let me love you for the rest of my life.
Mummy, Happy Mothers' Day and I Love You forever. Love,daphne
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